[Updated August 2026]
The Drive Home Used To Be The Part I Survived. Now It's Just A Drive โ And I'm Asleep By Eight Instead Of Staring At The Ceiling Till Noon.
28 years in an ICU. No nap protocol, no second coffee, no app that beeps at you after you've already drifted. Just one thing the military worked out about caffeine that nobody ever passed down to the rest of us.
I know the gas station lot at 7am. Sitting there with the engine off because you don't trust yourself to pull back out.
I know slapping your own face and having it not work. I know praying a red light turns green before you're gone. I know coming off your exit with no memory of the last ten minutes.
And here's the one nobody talks about. You get home safe. You close the blackout curtains. You did everything right โ and then you lay there, wide awake at ten in the morning. There's no winning.
28 years. ICU. Three twelve-hour shifts a week, 35 minutes of highway after every one. More than four thousand drives home.
In the next twelve minutes I'm going to show you three things. What actually happens on that drive โ it isn't falling asleep, it has a different name, and you can't feel it coming. Why every single thing you've tried failed, including the coffee, especially the coffee. And what the military worked out about it that nobody ever showed us.
AI-generated
1 in 5
of fatal crashes involves a drowsy driver behind the wheel.
328,000
crashes a year โ that's what '1 in 5' actually looks like.
[Updated August 2026]
The Drive Home Used To Be The Part I Survived. Now It's Just A Drive โ And I'm Asleep By Eight Instead Of Staring At The Ceiling Till Noon.
AI-generated
28 years in an ICU. No nap protocol, no second coffee, no app that beeps at you after you've already drifted. Just one thing the military worked out about caffeine that nobody ever passed down to the rest of us.
I know the gas station lot at 7am. Sitting there with the engine off because you don't trust yourself to pull back out.
I know slapping your own face and having it not work. I know praying a red light turns green before you're gone. I know coming off your exit with no memory of the last ten minutes.
And here's the one nobody talks about. You get home safe. You close the blackout curtains. You did everything right โ and then you lay there, wide awake at ten in the morning. There's no winning.
28 years. ICU. Three twelve-hour shifts a week, 35 minutes of highway after every one. More than four thousand drives home.
In the next twelve minutes I'm going to show you three things. What actually happens on that drive โ it isn't falling asleep, it has a different name, and you can't feel it coming. Why every single thing you've tried failed, including the coffee, especially the coffee. And what the military worked out about it that nobody ever showed us.
1 in 5
of fatal crashes involves a drowsy driver behind the wheel.
328,000
crashes a year โ that's what '1 in 5' actually looks like.
โ GROUND RULES
Before We Go Any Further โ Three Things We're Not Going To Do
We're not going to tell you to just get more sleep.
When your shifts end at 7am and start again at 7pm, "just sleep more" isn't advice โ it's a fantasy. We built for the schedule you actually have.
We're not going to sell you more coffee.
Another cup means another crash โ the jitters, the racing heart, the 3am energy dip that hits harder than before. There's a smarter way to stay alert.
We're not going to hide behind vague wellness talk.
No buzzwords, no "good vibes." We'll show you the actual physiology behind alertness and fatigue โ so you understand exactly why this works.
What we want for you is smaller than you'd expect
Get home safe. Then sleep. Both, same morning, without picking one.
The Part I'm Not Proud Of
7:08am. Every morning for 28 years.
Sun straight into my eyes on the on-ramp.
I've spent 28 years keeping people alive. That's most of who I am.
And every morning for 28 years I got in a car in a state where, if somebody had come the other way, I would have been the one who hit them.
28 years on nights is long enough that you know somebody it happened to. I told myself I was fine. I told myself that for 28 years.
Here was my morning. Clock out at seven. The 20 ounce coffee in the parking garage, hot through the cup. Windows down in January until my hands went numb on the wheel. Sun straight up into my eyes on the on-ramp. Two exits I would not remember. The ceiling at ten in the morning.
You know that thing where blinking has turned into a decision? Where you're holding your own eyes open on purpose?
That's it. That's the fifteen minutes I'm talking about.
โ The autopsy
Here's the list. Every one of these failed for the same reason, and it took me 28 years and a totaled car to find out what that reason was.
Which Is Why Everything You Tried Failed
A second cup of coffee
What it feels like it should do
Give me a fresh jolt of energy to push through the drive.
What it actually fails to fix
Caffeine hits about 45 minutes too late โ long after the drowsy moment has passed.
Rolling the window down
What it feels like it should do
A cold blast of air that snaps me alert for a minute.
What it actually fails to fix
The effect fades before the next mile โ and the drowsiness comes right back.
Blasting the radio
What it feels like it should do
Something loud and distracting to keep my mind busy.
What it actually fails to fix
It never touches the underlying drowsiness โ my brain is still winding down.
“For 28 years I was not driving on caffeine. I was driving on coffee that had not arrived yet.”
It's calling the fire department after the fire is out.
โ THE TRAP
The Loop Nobody Warns You About
Home at ten to eight in the morning. Back at work at seven that night. Eleven hours to sleep, eat, be a person, and be sharp enough to be trusted with somebody's ventilator โ and four of those eleven, flat on my back looking at a ceiling.
The coffee I drank to survive the road was the same coffee keeping me awake in that bed. One cup, doing both.
The drive gets harder, so you drink more. The bed gets worse. The next drive gets harder. So you drink more.
๐ฅฑ
Four hours of sleep owed
Three mornings a week, every week, for as long as you keep doing this.
๐ฒ
28 years of getting in a car and hoping
Every single morning, rolling the dice on the same stretch of road.
That's the night shift tax. And I'd been paying it for 28 years without ever seeing the bill.
๐ฅ THE CRASH
Then, Two Years Ago, It Happened
AI็ๆ
It was a Tuesday. Nothing hit me. Nobody came into my lane.
I remember the exit. I remember the sun. Then the airbag, and the noise being over. There is nothing in between. Not a blur. Nothing.
One car, into the guardrail, four minutes from my house. Bruised, a cut on my hand, and a car that was totaled.
The officer asked if I had fallen asleep. And I stood on the shoulder in scrubs at half past seven in the morning and I could not answer him. Not because I was hiding it. Because I did not know.
I had not felt tired. I was not fighting it. There was no moment where my eyes got heavy and I lost. I was driving, and then the airbag. He wrote down that I had been distracted.
“No skid marks.”
I did not brake. Not late. At all. You don't brake for something you never saw coming. Look at the road behind the car โ not one streak. That's what he saw too.
Four minutes from my house
The passenger seat of my own kid's car.
Bruised, a cut on my hand โ and the only math that ever frightened me.
My son picked me up from the tow yard. He asked if I wanted to stop for food. And I sat in the passenger seat of my own kid's car and did the only math that has ever actually frightened me.
28 years of getting home, and I had never once thought of it as getting home. I thought of it as the drive. The thing you survive so the day can start. It was never the drive. It was whether I came back.
Four thousand drives. Not one accident. That was my proof. And it had just stopped being true โ and I could not name one thing I had ever done that would have prevented it.
For 28 years I thought I was a good driver. I was a lucky one. And luck does not renew.
๐ The diagnosis
“You Didnโt Fall Asleep. Thatโs Not What That Is.”
The next morning I was late โ no car. So I told one of the other night nurses. She didnโt tell me to nap more. She told me what she keeps in her car door: “Itโs the only one made for the drive instead of the day.” I said Iโd look into it. What I meant was Iโm going to check whether youโre wrong.
You already know the word. Microsleep. Most of us do. What Iโd never done was point it at myself.
Your brain goes offline for a few seconds. Sometimes thirty. A night worker put it better than any textbook: “a blink turns into an eye close turns into a crash.”
You canโt feel it coming because youโre not there for it. Being sleepy, you can feel. This is different. Itโs a phone dying at 34 percent. No warning. No dimming. Just gone, and then back on โ and the only thing that tells you anything happened is the clock.
70 mph
highway speed on the drive home
ร
4 sec
one microsleep โ eyes open the whole way
=
137 yards
traveled with nobody behind the wheel
Longer than a football field โ lights off, eyes open, nobody driving.
Thatโs enough for it to be your last drive.
And hereโs what finally explained the thing I could never explain. Your hands are already correcting before you know thereโs anything to correct. The body was still on. You werenโt.
If you have heard that sound the side road makes and thought but I wasnโt even sleepy โ you were right. You werenโt.
“You Didnโt Fall Asleep. Thatโs Not What That Is.”
I went and read what other night workers say about it when they're talking to each other and not to a doctor.
u/NightHauler_Mike
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"This is EXACTLY what happens to me driving home after a 12. I'm not sleepy. I feel fine. Then I realize I'm at my exit and the last ten minutes are justโฆ gone. Like someone cut the film. I started making my husband call me and stay on the phone the whole drive because it scares me."
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"20 years of graveyard and I only learned the word last year. I always said I 'zoned out' on the drive home. It wasn't zoning out. Zoning out you remember. This you don't. I'd get home, look at the front door, and have zero memory of the last two turns. Eyes open the whole way. That's the part that gets me โ eyes open the whole way."
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I went and read what other night workers say about it when they're talking to each other and not to a doctor.
The Fix
What We Built Instead
A fast-acting chewable alertness mint. No mug, no waiting, no jitters โ you chew it and it goes to work.
Absorbs in the mouth, not the stomach โ feels effective in under 90 seconds.
A small, precise dose calibrated to clear a short drive โ not keep you up all night.
The simple version: chewing lets caffeine slip into your bloodstream through the tissue in your mouth, so it reaches you far faster than a pill or a coffee you have to swallow and wait on.
See If This Is For You
โก The real reason
Why It Lands Between Midnight and 8am
Two switches keep you going. They take turns โ when one drops, the other covers. That's how you get through a twelve. But on the drive home, both are off.
SWITCH 1
How Long You've Been Awake
OFF
The longer you're awake, the weaker it gets. After a 12-hour night plus a day of broken sleep, it's empty.
SWITCH 2
Your Body Clock
OFF
It wants you asleep in the early morning โ right when you're merging onto the highway to drive home.
one switch always ON
BOTH SWITCHES OFF
back ON
3pm
Midnight
๐ 8am โ you drive home
3pm
Between midnight and 8am โ nothing on duty. Nobody covering. That's the whole thing.
And I Didn't Build This Trap.
Nobody Makes a Stimulant For a 35-Minute Problem.
That whole aisle is engineered for eight hours โ because eight hours is what sells cans to somebody at a desk at 9am. Every product in that cooler is dosed for a day that isn't ours.
And here's why the official number is a lie
Shift workers tell each other this, in writing: "do NOT tell the cops you fell asleep. Make any excuse you can โ a deer, a dog, another car was in your lane." Because it goes on your record like a DUI.
So it never gets counted. We're all saying it was a deer โ and then we're all told we're the problem.
My hospital's answer to all of it was a twenty-minute video. Online. Due end of month.
And I'm staying on nights another eight years, because nobody else pays this. That's 1,100 more drives.
๐ The circle
"Then I'll just take a small one. Or I'll drink it earlier."
I tried both. For years.
โ It's slow going in.
45 minutes, whether itโs a sip or a liter.
โ It's slow coming out.
Hours, whatever the dose. Nothing in a coffee softens it, and nothing gets it out faster.
โ Drink it mid-shift so it's ready?
Itโs ready at 3am. By 7 itโs not holding you anymore.
โ So you get another one before you leave.
And thatโs the one still in you at ten in the morning.
โ Drink it too early
GONE
๐ drive home โ nothing left
โ Drink it on time
COVERS THE DRIVE
๐ bedtime โ still wide awake
Thatโs the circle. Too early and itโs gone by the drive. Too late and it shows up in your driveway.
Either way you take a second one. And itโs always the second one that costs you the sleep.
“But my tolerance is shot. Forty milligrams wonโt do anything to me.”
Thatโs what I said. I was on a 20-ounce plus a can by year fifteen.
Hereโs what nobody had explained to me. Your body gets used to how MUCH caffeine you take. It never gets used to how FAST it arrives.
Itโs like a cold shower. You can take one every morning for a year, and it still hits you the second it comes on.
Tolerance builds against the dose. It doesnโt build against the speed. The speed always worked. Iโd just never had anything that used it.
๐๏ธ The science
What The Military Worked Out โ And Never Told The Rest Of Us
It was never "how do I stay awake longer." It's two questions. What covers the first fifteen minutes? And what's out of me by the time I lie down? Coffee gets both wrong โ in opposite directions. The military had drivers and pilots with this exact problem, and a lot more urgency about it than my employer.
The discovery.
Swallowed, caffeine lands too late. Chewed, it lands in minutes.
They taught it to their pilots.
Same thing. Long way or short way. Forty minutes' difference in when it lands.
๐ FAST IN โ in your blood in 5 to 10 minutes
Covers the fifteen minutes that matter, not the fifteen after them.
๐ SMALL IN โ a third of a can
You get home sharp โ and then you actually sleep.
That's the mechanism. Fast in, and small.
Coffee is a bonfire. Slow to catch, still throwing heat when you're trying to sleep. You don't need a bonfire. You need a match. And nobody says a match is too small. It's the right size for what it's for.
And here's how it actually touches the switches. I need to be straight with you, because this is the part that made me believe it.
Nothing you can take turns Switch 2 back on. Your body clock is going to want you asleep at seven in the morning whether you like it or not. That isn't negotiable, and anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something.
Switch 1 is different. It runs on a chemical that builds up the longer you're awake โ the one that tells your brain it's time to shut down. Caffeine doesn't refill the switch. It sits in that chemical's seat and blocks the message.
So the whole game is one thing: get something into that seat for the thirty-five minutes both switches are off โ and have it gone before you need to sleep.
See if this is for you
๐ฌ The proof
What Other Night People Said
I went looking for the catch. These are the people who already looked.
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Dale Kowalski
I'd written this whole thing off. Threw two other gums out. This is the first one I've ever finished a pouch of.
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Denise Farrow
I don't feel more awake. I feel like I'm in the car instead of watching myself drive it. And then I sleep at eight.
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Rachel Okafor
I've got a serious tolerance โ coffee stopped doing anything for me years ago. I assumed 40mg was a joke. It isn't the amount, it's how fast it gets there. Took me two weeks to admit I was wrong.
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Tyler M., 24
Been on nights 6 months. The money's honestly good, that's not the problem. It's the drive home that gets me โ I caught myself drifting over the line twice last week and I don't even remember it. My mom did nights for 20 years and told me "you get used to it." She never did. I don't know if I'll stick with it, but if I do I'm not doing the drive white-knuckled on an energy drink anymore.
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๐ฌ The build
Why Nobody Had Built It Before
There's no cheap way to make it.
๐ฌ Cold-pressed, not baked
Ordinary gum is baked, and heat destroys caffeine. To hold 40mg in every single piece it has to be pressed cold โ and only a handful of factories in the whole country can do it to that tolerance.
โ๏ธ The ratio, round after round
Getting 40mg of caffeine against 100mg of L-theanine to land level instead of wired took months of formulation rounds. Most of them got thrown out.
๐ Real cinnamon that holds the whole drive
They would not ship it until the flavor held 35 minutes โ because a night worker who spits it out at minute eight is back on coffee by Thursday.
๐ Every batch third-party tested, results published
Almost nobody in this category does it โ because it costs money and nobody's forcing them to.
I looked for where they went cheap. I couldn't find it.
Whoever built this could have made ten times the money aiming it at desks. That's where the volume is. They aimed it at somebody walking to a car at ten past seven in the morning โ a market everybody agrees is too tired, too broke and too fed up to sell to. You don't do that by accident. You do it because somebody involved has made that drive.
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Miragum
A night shift product. That is the whole and only point of it.And here's why the official number is a lie
I chewed the first one walking across the parking garage, mostly to prove her wrong.
It tastes like cinnamon, and it still tastes like cinnamon 35 minutes later. I'm putting that first because it's the reason I threw out the last two I bought. If you spit it out at minute eight, you're back on coffee by Thursday and none of the rest of this matters.
Forty milligrams. A third of a can โ and that small number is the entire point, because it's the half that lets you sleep. A hundred of L-theanine with it, so it lands level instead of jittery at seven in the morning.
Cold-pressed instead of baked, because heat destroys caffeine and you'd never know what you actually chewed.
One when you clock out. Two if it was a bad one. That's it. It lives in my door pocket โ no protocol, nothing to remember.
Check Availability
Clinically & Lab Tested
Only 40mg
Sugar-Free
๐ The panel
What's In It โ And What It's Doing There
SUPPLEMENT FACTS
Serving Size
1 Piece
Caffeine (natural)
40 mg
L-theanine
100 mg
Vitamin B6
1.7 mg
Vitamin B12
2.4 mcg
Niacin
16 mg
Sugar
0 g
Sweetened with xylitol. Real cinnamon flavor. Cold-
pressed. Every batch third-party tested โ
look up your pouch by the number on it.
Every piece earns its place
Clinically & Lab Tested
A third of a can โ enough to keep you sharp all the way home, and three times less to clear before your head touches the pillow.
L-theanine 100mg
So you feel clear and steady behind the wheel, never shaky or racing.
B6 ยท B12 ยท Niacin
The vitamins your night shifts drain first, put back every single morning.
Cold-pressed
Never heated, so the 40mg on the label is exactly what your body gets.
Xylitol, soft base
No sugar and gentle on your mouth, ten minutes of chewing then you spit it out.
Real cinnamon, 35 min
It still tastes good at the end of your drive, not just the first two minutes.
Every batch is tested by an outside lab and the results are published. Your pouch has a number
printed on it. Type that number in and you get the certificate for your batch โ not a generic one,
yours. [LINK: batch lookup]
Everything I Checked Before I Bought It
"Nothing works when you're that tired."
You're right, and that's 28 years of data. Everything on that list is a distraction, not a mechanism. A distraction can't touch a switch that's clocked out. This isn't on that list.
"It's just a caffeine pill and a piece of gum."
On paper, the same. But a pill goes to your stomach, and the timing falls apart the second it does.
You've rebuilt the coffee with extra steps. How it gets in is the whole thing.
"Don't waste your money on junk."
That was a truck driver, about the alarms and cabin cameras. They tell you after. No battery, no app,
no alarm. This doesn't detect anything.
"The reviews are probably fake."
Fair. Ours are first names and job titles, because that's who answered โ and I'd be skeptical of that
too. So don't take the reviews. Take the lab results. Every batch is tested by an outside lab and published. You look up your own pouch by the number on it. That's the part nobody can fake.
Mouth sores? Is the dose real?
Xylitol, sugar free, soft chew, thrown out after ten minutes. The dose is on the panel and the panel is verified โ see the batch lookup above.
My heart.
A third of an energy drink, with L-theanine to take the edge off. But it is still caffeine. If coffee already sets your heart off, ask your provider. Not me.
"40 milligrams? That's about a third of what's in the energy drink in your bag."
โ our hospital pharmacist, reading the panel. I said that's the point. She said: "Then this is the least alarming thing anyone's handed me this month." Bored was exactly what I wanted to hear.
๐ The results
What Actually Happened
That first morning
I chewed one walking to the car, and the drive was just a drive. Awake the whole way,
straight home, no windows down, no second can.
First week
Because I wasn't fighting to stay awake, I slept properly after every shift that week.
And sleeping properly means you stop digging the hole deeper โ no debt piling up anymore.
Around 15 days
Years of bad mornings started paying themselves back. I woke up before my alarm.
I hadn't done that since my twenties.
Around 30 days
The sleep problem was justโฆ behind me. Recovery days stopped being recovery
days. I picked up two extra shifts that month โ actual extra money on the paycheck.
๐ค๏ธ The morning after
What Next Thursday Looks Like
AI-generated
7:10 in the morning. The same stretch you've driven a thousand times, sun coming straight up into your eyes.
Your hands are on the wheel and the window is closed. They're warm. You're looking at the road because you're looking at the road.
The car is quiet. No radio at a volume that hurts. You'd forgotten it could be quiet.
Boots off at 7:45. And then you go to bed and you sleep. You wake up at two in the afternoon and there's some day left in it. You go outside.
And somebody in your house says "you're up early" โ and you realize they haven't said that in years.
It isn't a good day. It's a Thursday. That's what it's supposed to feel like.
๐งฎ The math
What I Was Already Paying
โ Coffee before every drive โ $648 a year
Four fifty a shift, three shifts, forty-eight weeks. And it fails at both ends.
โก Energy drink every shift โ $1,200+ a year
Plus the shakes, plus the ceiling at ten in the
morning.
๐ One little crash โ your deductible
One tired morning, one guardrail, and the year of coffee money is gone.
๐ด The sleep you never get back
Three bad mornings a week, every week, for as long as you keep doing this.
The thing I keep coming back to: I was already spending this. I was just spending it on the thing that was causing the second half of the problem.
And I want to be clear about what this isn't. It isn't the $8 head-tilt alarm โ that one waits until you're already gone. It isn't the lane-assist car, which is real and works and costs what a car costs. The honest comparison isn't another gum. It's the twelve hundred a year you're already handing the cooler at the gas station, for something dosed for a day you don't work.
One pouch. 90 pieces. 44 cents a drive.
That's 45 to 90 drives depending on the night โ about [X] months on my rota. Two pouches ship free, with the lab results and a one-page sheet on getting back to sleep after nights. The focus gums built for desks cost more per piece โ and not one is dosed for a 35-minute drive.
Get through a whole pouch and if the drive feels the same, they refund you. No shipping it back, no form. I checked, because I've been sold things before.
Check Availability
Cold-press runs get booked in batches, months ahead. When a run is gone it's gone until the next one clears. I'm not going to put a countdown on your screen โ but if you come back in three weeks and it says sold out, that's what happened.
๐งฎ The math
What I Was Already Paying
โ Coffee before every drive โ $648 a year
Four fifty a shift, three shifts, forty-eight weeks. And it fails at both ends.
โก Energy drink every shift โ $1,200+ a year
Plus the shakes, plus the ceiling at ten in the
morning.
๐ One little crash โ your deductible
One tired morning, one guardrail, and the year of coffee money is gone.
๐ด The sleep you never get back
Three bad mornings a week, every week, for as long as you keep doing this.
The thing I keep coming back to: I was already spending this. I was just spending it on the thing that was causing the second half of the problem.
And I want to be clear about what this isn't. It isn't the $8 head-tilt alarm โ that one waits until you're already gone. It isn't the lane-assist car, which is real and works and costs what a car costs. The honest comparison isn't another gum. It's the twelve hundred a year you're already handing the cooler at the gas station, for something dosed for a day you don't work.
One pouch. 90 pieces. 44 cents a drive.
That's 45 to 90 drives depending on the night โ about [X] months on my rota. Two pouches ship free, with the lab results and a one-page sheet on getting back to sleep after nights. The focus gums built for desks cost more per piece โ and not one is dosed for a 35-minute drive.
Get through a whole pouch and if the drive feels the same, they refund you. No shipping it back, no form. I checked, because I've been sold things before.
Check Availability
Cold-press runs get booked in batches, months ahead. When a run is gone it's gone until the next one clears. I'm not going to put a countdown on your screen โ but if you come back in three weeks and it says sold out, that's what happened.
Don't Get This If You Want Energy For Your Day
Focus for a 9am, a lift
before the gym
Buy something built for that
โ the desk gums are
genuinely good at it. This is
dosed for 35 minutes at the
end of a night โ not an
eight-hour day.
You'll take it "sometimes"
One bad night is the night it counts. It lives in your door pocket or it doesn't work. If that's you, keep doing what you're doing. It costs you nothing.
You've already
decided nothing works
You'll be right, and it won't cost you anything to stay
right.
You're falling asleep
on the drive, not microsleeping
If your eyes are actually closing and you're fighting
it โ that's not this. Pull over and sleep. No supplement changes that.
Focus for a 9am, a lift
before the gym
If you're exhausted on nine hours, if you snore and
wake up wrecked, if this started when nothing else changed โ go see
somebody. Sleep apnea is common on nights, and no gum touches it.
Still Here? Then This Was Built For You.
If you've already tried the windows, the music, the phone call and the second coffee โ that's the qualification, not the disqualification. Everything on that list failed for the same reason, and you found that out the expensive way.
If your drive is under an hour after a twelve.
If you'd take the extra shift when you're not wrecked the morning after.
If what you want isn't more energy โ it's to get home and then actually sleep.
I built four thousand drives of evidence that nothing works. I was wrong about why.